Thursday, December 01, 2005

Whats ur reply?????

This are the various replies by gals .This are the experts from one the mal received by me.enjoys guys only


I like you as a friend but I never thought about us like this...cant we
be
just good friends for ever ;)
1) Actually my younger sis likes you a lot.
2) My mummy does not like your family (if the family knows each
other.)
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And the most common reply amongst all is - "Why me?..Tumne mere meih
essa
kya dekha?..."she wants you to list down all the Good qualities that
you
even might have not seen in her.
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My Boy friend is very short Tempered. Beware of it.

Mujhe tumse is baare mein koi baat nahi karni, then she starts
ignoring,
phir bhi nahi sudhare then she threatens via some common friends. J

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HEY YOU WILL ALWAYS BE A GREAT FRIEND FOR ME...FOREVER.....!!!

one of my friend got this reply in college ( whenever i remember this
cant
stop myself laughing .. )
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"I think, I will have better options in future ..."
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"What?"
"Let's just stay away from this"


"Give me some free space"
I'm the niece of your Head Of Dept.
My friend in college got one classic reply ... "I THINK I'M
ENGAGED"

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Knyo, Tina ne "No" bola????
Lekin tum to Mina ke piche pade the, Kya usne thappad mara????
Kitne time ke liye -:) ???
Worst one-- Jo bhi bolna hai jaldi bolo mera beta school se aata
hoga..

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Boy: I love U!
Gal: I don't think abt all this before marriage.

Keep loving I don't care.

Filmi hit-Tum mere liye kya kar sakte ho...
Everytime u only need to do it seems.

Kaun sa number hai mera tumhare proposals ki history mein.

Ha ha ha ha....


and many more to be added..............

Friday, November 25, 2005

Unix Shell Tricks

Got this article @ whie browsing ----


What follows is famous computer joke. Green text is what someone writes in command promt and red text is what the computer responds.



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Note that the '%' prompt indicates that the command should be issued from the C shell, and the '$' prompt indicates the Bourne shell.

% rm meese-ethics
rm: meese-ethics nonexistent

% ar m God
ar: God does not exist

% "How would you rate Reagan's incompetence?
Unmatched ".

% [Where is Jimmy Hoffa?
Missing ].

% 'How did the sex change' operation go?
Modifier failed.

% If I had a ( for every $ Congress spent, what would I have?
Too many ('s.

% make love
Make: Don't know how to make love. Stop.

% sleep with me
bad character

% got a light?
No match.

% man: why did you get a divorce?
man:: Too many arguments.

% 'What is saccharine?
Bad substitute.

% %blow
%blow: No such job.

% \(-
(-: Command not found.

% sh

$ PATH=pretending! /usr/ucb/which sense
no sense in pretending!

$ drink < bottle; opener
bottle: cannot open
opener: not found

$ mkdir matter; cat > matter
matter: cannot create

(First add an /etc/hosts alias of 'elvis')
$ ping elvis
elvis is alive.

Sunday, November 13, 2005

Godse's defense speech in court(a must read)(reference TOI)

Godse's defense speech in court (a must read)

This is the speech given by Nathuram Godse in the court when he was tried for the murder of Mahatma Gandhi
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Born in a devotional Brahmin family, I instinctively came to revere Hindu religion, Hindu history and Hindu culture. I had, therefore, been intensely proud of Hinduism as a whole. As I grew up I developed a tendency to free thinking unfettered by any
superstitious allegiance to any isms, political or religious. That is why I worked actively for the eradication of untouchability and the caste system based on birth alone. I openly joined anti-caste movements and maintained that all Hindus were of equal status as to rights, social and religious and should be considered high or low on merit alone and not through the accident of birth in a particular caste or profession.
I used publicly to take part in organized anti-caste dinners in which thousands of Hindus, Brahmins, Kshatriyas, Vaisyas, Chamars and Bhangis participated. We broke the caste rules and dined in the company of each other. I have read the speeches and writings of Dadabhai Nairoji, Vivekanand, Gokhale, Tilak, along with the books of ancient and modern history of India and some prominent countries like England, France, America and' Russia. Moreover I studied the tenets of Socialism and Marxism. But above all I studied very closely whatever Veer Savarkar and Gandhiji had written and spoken, as to my mind these two ideologies have contributed more to the moulding of the thought and action of the Indian people during the last thirty years or so,
than any other single factor has done.All this reading and thinking led me to believe it was my first duty to serve Hindudom and Hindus both as a patriot and as
a world citizen. To secure the freedom and to safeguard the just interests of some thirty crores (300 million) of Hindus would automatically constitute the freedom and the well being of all India, one fifth of human race. This conviction led me naturally to devote myself to the Hindu Sanghtanist ideology and programme, which one, I came to believe, could win and preserve the national independence ofHindustan, my Motherland, and enable her to render true service to humanity as well.
Since the year 1920, that is, after the demise of Lokamanya Tilak, Gandhiji's nfluence in the Congress first increased and then became supreme. His activities for public awakening were phenomenal in their intensity and were reinforced by the slogan of truth and non-violence, which he paraded ostentatiously before the country.
No sensible or enlightened person could object to those slogans. In fact there is nothing new or original in them. They are implicit in every constitutional public movement. But it is nothing but a mere dream if you imagine that the bulk of mankind is, or can ever become, capable of scrupulous adherence to these lofty principles in its normal life from day to day. In fact, honour, duty and love of one's own kith and
kin and country might often compel us to disregard non-violence and to use force. I could never conceive that an armed resistance to an aggression is unjust. I would consider it a religious and moral duty to resist and, if possible, to overpower such an enemy by use of force. [In the Ramayana] Rama killed Ravana in a tumultuous fight and relieved Sita. [In the Mahabharata], Krishna killed Kansa to end his wickedness; and Arjuna had to fight and slay quite a number of his friends and relations including the revered Bhishma because the latter was on the side of the aggressor. It is my firm belief that in dubbing Rama, Krishna and Arjuna as guilty of violence, the Mahatma betrayed a total ignorance of the springs of human action.

In more recent history, it was the heroic fight put up by Chhatrapati Shivaji that first checked and eventually destroyed the Muslim tyranny in India. It was absolutely essentially for Shivaji to overpower and kill an aggressive Afzal Khan, failing which he would have lost his own life. In condemning history's towering warriors like Shivaji, Rana Pratap and Guru Gobind Singh as misguided patriots,
Gandhiji has merely exposed his self-conceit. He was, paradoxical, as it may appear, a violent pacifist who brought untold calamities on the country in the name of truth and non-violence, while Rana Pratap, Shivaji and the Guru will remain enshrined in the hearts of their countrymen forever for the freedom they brought to them.
The accumulating provocation of thirty-two years, culminating in his last pro-Muslim fast, at last goaded me to the conclusion that the existence of Gandhi should be brought to an end immediately. Gandhi had done very well in South Africa to uphold the rights and well being of the Indian community there. But when he finally returned to India he developed a subjective mentality under which he alone was to be the final judge of what was right or wrong. If the country wanted his leadership, it had to accept his infallibility; if it did not, he would stand aloof from the Congress and carry on his own way. Against such an attitude there can be no halfway house. Either Congress had to surrender its will to his and had to be content with
playing second fiddle to all his eccentricity, whimsicality, metaphysics and primitive vision, or it had to carry on without him.

Tuesday, November 08, 2005

A TRIP TO SHIVSAMUDRAM

Today 1st Nov, was the Lakshmi Pujan day of this year's diwali.Being here at bangalore only we(Abhigyan ambrish and Nishant - my cousin in bangalore)decided to have an outing.Nishant had bought an alto just a week back.(Mainly we three were bored by the daily schedule at iiit.It was too boring and we needed a much required change.We started to decide on a score of places starting from a visit to Mysore,then making it Nandi Hills and finally settling with GanganaChukki Falls(Shivsamudram).ShivSamudram is a waterfall located on cauvery river 120 Kms from Bangalore.Our expedition started at 7.05am in the morning with my waking up and waking up Ambrish and Abhigyan.So finally after our morning scores we reached Nishant's house where he ws eagerly waiting for us with alooPoha ready for us.Everyone(abhigyan Ambrish and I)had a good maharashtrian breakfast after a very long time.We also carried the lunch with us.
Our journey started thru' Kanakpura route as suggested by me(expert views are always needed).The roads was horrible with the last week's havoc rain making a toll on it.It took us 3 and 1\2 hrs to reach over there with Nishant and Abhigyan at the driving seats.With the roads being totally bad we couldn't have a good drive throughout the route.Abhigyan and Nishnat were in the front seats.I and Ambrish were at the rear seat enjoying sleep.I enjoyed for 5 Kms only bcos the bad roads.Ambrish had a nice sleep for around 20 kms in the journey.We had our excursion thru' Kanakpura and then konnapura bypassing Maddur and finally reaching ShivSamudram.Bcos of the last weeks rains the falls were at its best.I cannot expect it much better.I jus cannot describe it in words.we decided to go to the foot of the falls and then climb upwards.We had good trecking experience also.Going down and climbing up.We had a scary moment also.Nishant lost his balance and was about to fall from a height of around 60 feet but abhigyan caught him.Had abhigyan not been there it would have been a bad day for us.Ambrish too had a unusal incident.Seeing the slippery surface he didn't come come down with us but too capture a closer view of te falls he went upwards and was taking photographs over there. He heard a hissing sound over there and turned back and got a glimse of snake after which he just came downwards in a moment.We had Aloo parathas as our lunch after which we started back for Bangalore.Nishant was already upset with the incident so he gave the driving seat to me.We took a differnet route this time via Maddur,Channarayapatna to Banglore.The road was really nice and and we got the enjoyment of a fast drive back to home.I drived for around 60 Kms and touched a max of 110Km/hr.Nishant took over for another 20 kms and then abhigyan also made his day by touching 120km/hr.We reached backed Banglore in 3hrs around 7.pm in evening.Our expedition came to an end with sweets waiting for us at nishant's house.We are planning for a tour of 2-3 days might be pondichery or Kerala next year whenever we get time..

Monday, November 07, 2005

AFTER DIWALI VACCATIONS

Back to the same old boring lectures.But the good thing this time was we didn't have Mr desktop(oops sorry Mr R Daksitop- our probability prof.) He told in the very last lecture that he can can also get very angry.(I don't know the degree to which he can get angry.)Let it be.Day started with lecture of Prof Dinesha ,a nice way to start off the things(warm up).As usual the session was was extented.He taught something abt java which i was listening to and not also,the only lecture in the first half.Prof Prasanna was not here(Later we got mail for the make up lecture.)Second half we had CE exam which i flunked not as usual.After that came the most wanted lecture of the day needed after the CE test of Prof Mahabala which made me totally bore(I think almost everybody.Bhaskar was the victim of Prof in this class.)It continued till 4.30 pm after which again Prof Dinesha took the lecture till 6.30 which made my day miserable.When will these guys have pity on us.I required a good sleep after the days tiring and boring work. I was asleep till midnight which refreshed me a lot.Enough for today. Bye

Sunday, October 30, 2005

Bursting crackers in iiit-b campus

It was around 12.30 in night.I was busy in my OS project & was getting bored by reading kernel.(It made me sick).Abhigyan had found that our Kundanji had some crackers left with him.Abhi went to his room and got the so called crackers(i also don't know their names).We were joined by ambrish(how can i miss him) and yes imampreet(more details about him can be obtained @ imanpreet.blogspot.com) for the party.So the crackers were lightened in front of reception area at around 1.00a.m.So we had started our diwali celebrations @ iiit-b campus when most of the public was sleeping(Shashank handa mainly.I was not the one who knocked on his door and waked him up)I feel sorry for him.Might be this is the first time iiit-b campus enjoyed crackers.