Well. ..this is my last post of the year, at the very last moments too.The year was good for me.I had my up and downs but it ended positively for me with gud news in December.I would like to Say this much only at this moment
Gud bye 2006.Welcome 2007
Sanket signing off for 2006
Sunday, December 31, 2006
Friday, December 01, 2006
Programming
Well Wikiquotes has it's own defination of the computer programming languages.Let go thru' it.
Programming wikiquote
Sanket
Programming wikiquote
Sanket
Wednesday, October 25, 2006
Friday, September 08, 2006
The Basic laws of Human Stupidity
http://www.ecotopia.com/webpress/stupidity/
Have a look at this..
Sanket
Have a look at this..
Sanket
Thursday, July 06, 2006
Game for Men ! ..But .Women can also read it
Disclaimer : This one is not creation.Taken from a mail received
In the world of romance, one single rule applies to
the men:
Make the woman happy.
Do something she likes, and you get points. Do
something she dislikes and points are subtracted. You
don't get any points for doing something she expects.
Sorry, that's the way the game is played. Here is a
guide to the point system:
SIMPLE DUTIES
You make the bed (+1)
You make the bed, but forget the decorative pillow (0)
You throw the bedspread over rumpled sheets (-1)
You go out to buy her what she wants (+5) In the rain
(+8) But return with Beer (-5)
You check out a suspicious noise at night (0)
You check out a suspicious noise, and it is nothing
(0)
You check out a suspicious noise and it is something
(+5)
You pummel it with iron rod (+10)
It's her pet (-10)
SOCIAL ENGAGEMENTS
You stay by her side the entire party (0)
You stay by her side for a while, then leave to chat
with a college buddy (-2)
Named Rita (-4)
Rita is a dancer (-6)
Rita is single and is really beautiful (-80)
HER BIRTHDAY
You forget her birthday (-50000)
You take her out to dinner (0)
You take her out to dinner and it's not a sports bar
(+1)
Okay, it's a sports bar (-2)
And it's all-you-can-eat night (-3)
It's a sports bar, it's all-you-can-eat night, and
your face is painted the colours of your favourite
team (-10)
A NIGHT OUT
You take her to a movie (+2)
You take her to a movie she likes (+4)
You take her to a movie you hate (+6)
You take her to a movie you like (-2)
It's called 'DeathCop' (-3)
You lied and said it was a foreign film about orphans
(-15)
YOUR PHYSIQUE
You develop a noticeable potbelly (-15)
You develop a noticeable potbelly and exercise to get
rid of it (+10)
You develop a noticeable potbelly and resort to baggy
jeans and baggy Hawa iian shirts (-30)
You say, "It doesn't matter, you have one too."
(-8000)
ENJOY THE 'BIG' QUESTION
She asks, "Do I look fat?" (-5) [Yes, you LOSE points
no matter WHAT]
You hesitate in responding (-10)
You reply, "Where?" (-35)
Any other response (-20)
COMMUNICATION
When she wants to talk about a problem , you listen,
displaying what looks like a concerned __expression
(0)
You listen, for over 30 minutes (+50)
You listen for more than 30 minutes without looking at
the TV (+500)
She realizes this is because you have fallen asleep
(-10000)
In the world of romance, one single rule applies to
the men:
Make the woman happy.
Do something she likes, and you get points. Do
something she dislikes and points are subtracted. You
don't get any points for doing something she expects.
Sorry, that's the way the game is played. Here is a
guide to the point system:
SIMPLE DUTIES
You make the bed (+1)
You make the bed, but forget the decorative pillow (0)
You throw the bedspread over rumpled sheets (-1)
You go out to buy her what she wants (+5) In the rain
(+8) But return with Beer (-5)
You check out a suspicious noise at night (0)
You check out a suspicious noise, and it is nothing
(0)
You check out a suspicious noise and it is something
(+5)
You pummel it with iron rod (+10)
It's her pet (-10)
SOCIAL ENGAGEMENTS
You stay by her side the entire party (0)
You stay by her side for a while, then leave to chat
with a college buddy (-2)
Named Rita (-4)
Rita is a dancer (-6)
Rita is single and is really beautiful (-80)
HER BIRTHDAY
You forget her birthday (-50000)
You take her out to dinner (0)
You take her out to dinner and it's not a sports bar
(+1)
Okay, it's a sports bar (-2)
And it's all-you-can-eat night (-3)
It's a sports bar, it's all-you-can-eat night, and
your face is painted the colours of your favourite
team (-10)
A NIGHT OUT
You take her to a movie (+2)
You take her to a movie she likes (+4)
You take her to a movie you hate (+6)
You take her to a movie you like (-2)
It's called 'DeathCop' (-3)
You lied and said it was a foreign film about orphans
(-15)
YOUR PHYSIQUE
You develop a noticeable potbelly (-15)
You develop a noticeable potbelly and exercise to get
rid of it (+10)
You develop a noticeable potbelly and resort to baggy
jeans and baggy Hawa iian shirts (-30)
You say, "It doesn't matter, you have one too."
(-8000)
ENJOY THE 'BIG' QUESTION
She asks, "Do I look fat?" (-5) [Yes, you LOSE points
no matter WHAT]
You hesitate in responding (-10)
You reply, "Where?" (-35)
Any other response (-20)
COMMUNICATION
When she wants to talk about a problem , you listen,
displaying what looks like a concerned __expression
(0)
You listen, for over 30 minutes (+50)
You listen for more than 30 minutes without looking at
the TV (+500)
She realizes this is because you have fallen asleep
(-10000)
Wednesday, June 28, 2006
Why I Will Never Have A Girlfriend
While surfing on the net i came across this page and found it really logically funny
here is the link to that page http://www.nothingisreal.com/girlfriend/
Hope that you enjoy this post
here is the link to that page http://www.nothingisreal.com/girlfriend/
Hope that you enjoy this post
Saturday, June 03, 2006
Can you read this
Can you read this?? Olny srmat poelpe can! ?
I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.
Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt!
If you can raed tihs psas it on.
I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.
Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt!
If you can raed tihs psas it on.
Saturday, March 18, 2006
After a long time...
It has been a relly long time i haven't had any presence on the scene.I got tied up with all the work i wanted to do.Now that all the work has been done i decided again to come back and write up something.
Holi
It was college holi which i had never experiened in life.Being a dayscholar I was confined from home to college and college to home nothing else than that.Even on festivals i used to be at home with the family.But here it was different.I was with a big family over here.It was holi for me after 2 years. the last one i played was in Rudrapur(Uttaranchal) where i was undergoing training @ Honda factory.In bangalore ppl don't celebrate holi and for last 2 years i had to go to office as i was in bangalore.But this time it was magnificient for me.As usual i got late in the morning.Tarun was the first one to colour me with gulaal.and after that it was no stopping for me.It was full of masti which i will miss in the coming years.Happy holi.
Holi
It was college holi which i had never experiened in life.Being a dayscholar I was confined from home to college and college to home nothing else than that.Even on festivals i used to be at home with the family.But here it was different.I was with a big family over here.It was holi for me after 2 years. the last one i played was in Rudrapur(Uttaranchal) where i was undergoing training @ Honda factory.In bangalore ppl don't celebrate holi and for last 2 years i had to go to office as i was in bangalore.But this time it was magnificient for me.As usual i got late in the morning.Tarun was the first one to colour me with gulaal.and after that it was no stopping for me.It was full of masti which i will miss in the coming years.Happy holi.
Tuesday, February 28, 2006
Tuesday, January 24, 2006
Today's day was full of "key" word.....
Hey guys..........
I want forget todays day as was full of "key".........I first started with Security Engg which had the encryption Key...followed by the decryption key.I almost fell asleep in the class..The key to my sleep is can't be told...Not only me 2/3rd of the class was sleeping...When the class was over I heaved asigh of relief as finally i would get rid of the the encryprton and the decryption key but no....fate had other plans as Data engineering class had more key's like
foreign key, candudate key,minimal key ,primary
key......and not any more
It was a day full of keys for me...Last but not the least as I expected I forgot the keys of my room inside the room..I had to enter thru' the window to get the key..(My room is on grd floor...don't worry).At last the day has ended and I hope in the last 30 minutes of the day i will not hear any "key" word("keyword")
I don't know the key to success about this blog but the
key to failure is to try to please everyone
I want forget todays day as was full of "key".........I first started with Security Engg which had the encryption Key...followed by the decryption key.I almost fell asleep in the class..The key to my sleep is can't be told...Not only me 2/3rd of the class was sleeping...When the class was over I heaved asigh of relief as finally i would get rid of the the encryprton and the decryption key but no....fate had other plans as Data engineering class had more key's like
foreign key, candudate key,minimal key ,primary
key......and not any more
It was a day full of keys for me...Last but not the least as I expected I forgot the keys of my room inside the room..I had to enter thru' the window to get the key..(My room is on grd floor...don't worry).At last the day has ended and I hope in the last 30 minutes of the day i will not hear any "key" word("keyword")
I don't know the key to success about this blog but the
key to failure is to try to please everyone
Saturday, January 21, 2006
Found New IIIT-B Blog--
Hey guy's I jus found out a blog IIITB's Funda...I don't know whose it is but the one who was done is .......guess it
Wednesday, January 18, 2006
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