My Last Post of the Year

Well. ..this is my last post of the year, at the very last moments too.The year was good for me.I had my up and downs but it ended positively for me with gud news in December.I would like to Say this much only at this moment

Gud bye 2006.Welcome 2007

Sanket signing off for 2006

Programming

Well Wikiquotes has it's own defination of the computer programming languages.Let go thru' it.

Programming wikiquote


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Links: Most used by me

Links: Most used by me

The Basic laws of Human Stupidity

http://www.ecotopia.com/webpress/stupidity/

Have a look at this..

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Game for Men ! ..But .Women can also read it

Disclaimer : This one is not creation.Taken from a mail received

In the world of romance, one single rule applies to
the men:

Make the woman happy.
Do something she likes, and you get points. Do
something she dislikes and points are subtracted. You
don't get any points for doing something she expects.
Sorry, that's the way the game is played. Here is a
guide to the point system:

SIMPLE DUTIES
You make the bed (+1)
You make the bed, but forget the decorative pillow (0)
You throw the bedspread over rumpled sheets (-1)
You go out to buy her what she wants (+5) In the rain
(+8) But return with Beer (-5)
You check out a suspicious noise at night (0)
You check out a suspicious noise, and it is nothing
(0)
You check out a suspicious noise and it is something
(+5)
You pummel it with iron rod (+10)
It's her pet (-10)

SOCIAL ENGAGEMENTS
You stay by her side the entire party (0)
You stay by her side for a while, then leave to chat
with a college buddy (-2)
Named Rita (-4)
Rita is a dancer (-6)
Rita is single and is really beautiful (-80)

HER BIRTHDAY
You forget her birthday (-50000)
You take her out to dinner (0)
You take her out to dinner and it's not a sports bar
(+1)
Okay, it's a sports bar (-2)
And it's all-you-can-eat night (-3)
It's a sports bar, it's all-you-can-eat night, and
your face is painted the colours of your favourite
team (-10)

A NIGHT OUT
You take her to a movie (+2)
You take her to a movie she likes (+4)
You take her to a movie you hate (+6)
You take her to a movie you like (-2)
It's called 'DeathCop' (-3)
You lied and said it was a foreign film about orphans
(-15)

YOUR PHYSIQUE
You develop a noticeable potbelly (-15)
You develop a noticeable potbelly and exercise to get
rid of it (+10)
You develop a noticeable potbelly and resort to baggy
jeans and baggy Hawa iian shirts (-30)
You say, "It doesn't matter, you have one too."
(-8000)

ENJOY THE 'BIG' QUESTION
She asks, "Do I look fat?" (-5) [Yes, you LOSE points
no matter WHAT]
You hesitate in responding (-10)
You reply, "Where?" (-35)
Any other response (-20)

COMMUNICATION
When she wants to talk about a problem , you listen,
displaying what looks like a concerned __expression
(0)
You listen, for over 30 minutes (+50)
You listen for more than 30 minutes without looking at
the TV (+500)
She realizes this is because you have fallen asleep
(-10000)

Why I Will Never Have A Girlfriend

While surfing on the net i came across this page and found it really logically funny

here is the link to that page http://www.nothingisreal.com/girlfriend/
Hope that you enjoy this post

Can you read this

Can you read this?? Olny srmat poelpe can! ?

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.

Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt!

If you can raed tihs psas it on.

After a long time...

It has been a relly long time i haven't had any presence on the scene.I got tied up with all the work i wanted to do.Now that all the work has been done i decided again to come back and write up something.

Holi

It was college holi which i had never experiened in life.Being a dayscholar I was confined from home to college and college to home nothing else than that.Even on festivals i used to be at home with the family.But here it was different.I was with a big family over here.It was holi for me after 2 years. the last one i played was in Rudrapur(Uttaranchal) where i was undergoing training @ Honda factory.In bangalore ppl don't celebrate holi and for last 2 years i had to go to office as i was in bangalore.But this time it was magnificient for me.As usual i got late in the morning.Tarun was the first one to colour me with gulaal.and after that it was no stopping for me.It was full of masti which i will miss in the coming years.Happy holi.

YESTERDAY AND TODAY

YESTERDAY AND TODAY

Today's day was full of "key" word.....

Hey guys..........

I want forget todays day as was full of "key".........I first started with Security Engg which had the encryption Key...followed by the decryption key.I almost fell asleep in the class..The key to my sleep is can't be told...Not only me 2/3rd of the class was sleeping...When the class was over I heaved asigh of relief as finally i would get rid of the the encryprton and the decryption key but no....fate had other plans as Data engineering class had more key's like

foreign key, candudate key,minimal key ,primary

key......and not any more

It was a day full of keys for me...Last but not the least as I expected I forgot the keys of my room inside the room..I had to enter thru' the window to get the key..(My room is on grd floor...don't worry).At last the day has ended and I hope in the last 30 minutes of the day i will not hear any "key" word("keyword")



I don't know the key to success about this blog but the

key to failure is to try to please everyone

Money is really hard to earn in today's life

Found New IIIT-B Blog--

Hey guy's I jus found out a blog IIITB's Funda...I don't know whose it is but the one who was done is .......guess it

There can't be better way than this....

FATHER AND SON ENJOYING

FATHER and SON BOTH ENJOYING THEIR DRINKS

Whats ur reply?????

This are the various replies by gals .This are the experts from one the mal received by me.enjoys guys only


I like you as a friend but I never thought about us like this...cant we
be
just good friends for ever ;)
1) Actually my younger sis likes you a lot.
2) My mummy does not like your family (if the family knows each
other.)
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And the most common reply amongst all is - "Why me?..Tumne mere meih
essa
kya dekha?..."she wants you to list down all the Good qualities that
you
even might have not seen in her.
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My Boy friend is very short Tempered. Beware of it.

Mujhe tumse is baare mein koi baat nahi karni, then she starts
ignoring,
phir bhi nahi sudhare then she threatens via some common friends. J

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HEY YOU WILL ALWAYS BE A GREAT FRIEND FOR ME...FOREVER.....!!!

one of my friend got this reply in college ( whenever i remember this
cant
stop myself laughing .. )
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"I think, I will have better options in future ..."
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"What?"
"Let's just stay away from this"


"Give me some free space"
I'm the niece of your Head Of Dept.
My friend in college got one classic reply ... "I THINK I'M
ENGAGED"

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Knyo, Tina ne "No" bola????
Lekin tum to Mina ke piche pade the, Kya usne thappad mara????
Kitne time ke liye -:) ???
Worst one-- Jo bhi bolna hai jaldi bolo mera beta school se aata
hoga..

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Boy: I love U!
Gal: I don't think abt all this before marriage.

Keep loving I don't care.

Filmi hit-Tum mere liye kya kar sakte ho...
Everytime u only need to do it seems.

Kaun sa number hai mera tumhare proposals ki history mein.

Ha ha ha ha....


and many more to be added..............

Unix Shell Tricks

Got this article @ whie browsing ----


What follows is famous computer joke. Green text is what someone writes in command promt and red text is what the computer responds.



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Note that the '%' prompt indicates that the command should be issued from the C shell, and the '$' prompt indicates the Bourne shell.

% rm meese-ethics
rm: meese-ethics nonexistent

% ar m God
ar: God does not exist

% "How would you rate Reagan's incompetence?
Unmatched ".

% [Where is Jimmy Hoffa?
Missing ].

% 'How did the sex change' operation go?
Modifier failed.

% If I had a ( for every $ Congress spent, what would I have?
Too many ('s.

% make love
Make: Don't know how to make love. Stop.

% sleep with me
bad character

% got a light?
No match.

% man: why did you get a divorce?
man:: Too many arguments.

% 'What is saccharine?
Bad substitute.

% %blow
%blow: No such job.

% \(-
(-: Command not found.

% sh

$ PATH=pretending! /usr/ucb/which sense
no sense in pretending!

$ drink < bottle; opener
bottle: cannot open
opener: not found

$ mkdir matter; cat > matter
matter: cannot create

(First add an /etc/hosts alias of 'elvis')
$ ping elvis
elvis is alive.

Godse's defense speech in court(a must read)(reference TOI)

Godse's defense speech in court (a must read)

This is the speech given by Nathuram Godse in the court when he was tried for the murder of Mahatma Gandhi
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Born in a devotional Brahmin family, I instinctively came to revere Hindu religion, Hindu history and Hindu culture. I had, therefore, been intensely proud of Hinduism as a whole. As I grew up I developed a tendency to free thinking unfettered by any
superstitious allegiance to any isms, political or religious. That is why I worked actively for the eradication of untouchability and the caste system based on birth alone. I openly joined anti-caste movements and maintained that all Hindus were of equal status as to rights, social and religious and should be considered high or low on merit alone and not through the accident of birth in a particular caste or profession.
I used publicly to take part in organized anti-caste dinners in which thousands of Hindus, Brahmins, Kshatriyas, Vaisyas, Chamars and Bhangis participated. We broke the caste rules and dined in the company of each other. I have read the speeches and writings of Dadabhai Nairoji, Vivekanand, Gokhale, Tilak, along with the books of ancient and modern history of India and some prominent countries like England, France, America and' Russia. Moreover I studied the tenets of Socialism and Marxism. But above all I studied very closely whatever Veer Savarkar and Gandhiji had written and spoken, as to my mind these two ideologies have contributed more to the moulding of the thought and action of the Indian people during the last thirty years or so,
than any other single factor has done.All this reading and thinking led me to believe it was my first duty to serve Hindudom and Hindus both as a patriot and as
a world citizen. To secure the freedom and to safeguard the just interests of some thirty crores (300 million) of Hindus would automatically constitute the freedom and the well being of all India, one fifth of human race. This conviction led me naturally to devote myself to the Hindu Sanghtanist ideology and programme, which one, I came to believe, could win and preserve the national independence ofHindustan, my Motherland, and enable her to render true service to humanity as well.
Since the year 1920, that is, after the demise of Lokamanya Tilak, Gandhiji's nfluence in the Congress first increased and then became supreme. His activities for public awakening were phenomenal in their intensity and were reinforced by the slogan of truth and non-violence, which he paraded ostentatiously before the country.
No sensible or enlightened person could object to those slogans. In fact there is nothing new or original in them. They are implicit in every constitutional public movement. But it is nothing but a mere dream if you imagine that the bulk of mankind is, or can ever become, capable of scrupulous adherence to these lofty principles in its normal life from day to day. In fact, honour, duty and love of one's own kith and
kin and country might often compel us to disregard non-violence and to use force. I could never conceive that an armed resistance to an aggression is unjust. I would consider it a religious and moral duty to resist and, if possible, to overpower such an enemy by use of force. [In the Ramayana] Rama killed Ravana in a tumultuous fight and relieved Sita. [In the Mahabharata], Krishna killed Kansa to end his wickedness; and Arjuna had to fight and slay quite a number of his friends and relations including the revered Bhishma because the latter was on the side of the aggressor. It is my firm belief that in dubbing Rama, Krishna and Arjuna as guilty of violence, the Mahatma betrayed a total ignorance of the springs of human action.

In more recent history, it was the heroic fight put up by Chhatrapati Shivaji that first checked and eventually destroyed the Muslim tyranny in India. It was absolutely essentially for Shivaji to overpower and kill an aggressive Afzal Khan, failing which he would have lost his own life. In condemning history's towering warriors like Shivaji, Rana Pratap and Guru Gobind Singh as misguided patriots,
Gandhiji has merely exposed his self-conceit. He was, paradoxical, as it may appear, a violent pacifist who brought untold calamities on the country in the name of truth and non-violence, while Rana Pratap, Shivaji and the Guru will remain enshrined in the hearts of their countrymen forever for the freedom they brought to them.
The accumulating provocation of thirty-two years, culminating in his last pro-Muslim fast, at last goaded me to the conclusion that the existence of Gandhi should be brought to an end immediately. Gandhi had done very well in South Africa to uphold the rights and well being of the Indian community there. But when he finally returned to India he developed a subjective mentality under which he alone was to be the final judge of what was right or wrong. If the country wanted his leadership, it had to accept his infallibility; if it did not, he would stand aloof from the Congress and carry on his own way. Against such an attitude there can be no halfway house. Either Congress had to surrender its will to his and had to be content with
playing second fiddle to all his eccentricity, whimsicality, metaphysics and primitive vision, or it had to carry on without him.

A TRIP TO SHIVSAMUDRAM

Today 1st Nov, was the Lakshmi Pujan day of this year's diwali.Being here at bangalore only we(Abhigyan ambrish and Nishant - my cousin in bangalore)decided to have an outing.Nishant had bought an alto just a week back.(Mainly we three were bored by the daily schedule at iiit.It was too boring and we needed a much required change.We started to decide on a score of places starting from a visit to Mysore,then making it Nandi Hills and finally settling with GanganaChukki Falls(Shivsamudram).ShivSamudram is a waterfall located on cauvery river 120 Kms from Bangalore.Our expedition started at 7.05am in the morning with my waking up and waking up Ambrish and Abhigyan.So finally after our morning scores we reached Nishant's house where he ws eagerly waiting for us with alooPoha ready for us.Everyone(abhigyan Ambrish and I)had a good maharashtrian breakfast after a very long time.We also carried the lunch with us.
Our journey started thru' Kanakpura route as suggested by me(expert views are always needed).The roads was horrible with the last week's havoc rain making a toll on it.It took us 3 and 1\2 hrs to reach over there with Nishant and Abhigyan at the driving seats.With the roads being totally bad we couldn't have a good drive throughout the route.Abhigyan and Nishnat were in the front seats.I and Ambrish were at the rear seat enjoying sleep.I enjoyed for 5 Kms only bcos the bad roads.Ambrish had a nice sleep for around 20 kms in the journey.We had our excursion thru' Kanakpura and then konnapura bypassing Maddur and finally reaching ShivSamudram.Bcos of the last weeks rains the falls were at its best.I cannot expect it much better.I jus cannot describe it in words.we decided to go to the foot of the falls and then climb upwards.We had good trecking experience also.Going down and climbing up.We had a scary moment also.Nishant lost his balance and was about to fall from a height of around 60 feet but abhigyan caught him.Had abhigyan not been there it would have been a bad day for us.Ambrish too had a unusal incident.Seeing the slippery surface he didn't come come down with us but too capture a closer view of te falls he went upwards and was taking photographs over there. He heard a hissing sound over there and turned back and got a glimse of snake after which he just came downwards in a moment.We had Aloo parathas as our lunch after which we started back for Bangalore.Nishant was already upset with the incident so he gave the driving seat to me.We took a differnet route this time via Maddur,Channarayapatna to Banglore.The road was really nice and and we got the enjoyment of a fast drive back to home.I drived for around 60 Kms and touched a max of 110Km/hr.Nishant took over for another 20 kms and then abhigyan also made his day by touching 120km/hr.We reached backed Banglore in 3hrs around 7.pm in evening.Our expedition came to an end with sweets waiting for us at nishant's house.We are planning for a tour of 2-3 days might be pondichery or Kerala next year whenever we get time..

AFTER DIWALI VACCATIONS

Back to the same old boring lectures.But the good thing this time was we didn't have Mr desktop(oops sorry Mr R Daksitop- our probability prof.) He told in the very last lecture that he can can also get very angry.(I don't know the degree to which he can get angry.)Let it be.Day started with lecture of Prof Dinesha ,a nice way to start off the things(warm up).As usual the session was was extented.He taught something abt java which i was listening to and not also,the only lecture in the first half.Prof Prasanna was not here(Later we got mail for the make up lecture.)Second half we had CE exam which i flunked not as usual.After that came the most wanted lecture of the day needed after the CE test of Prof Mahabala which made me totally bore(I think almost everybody.Bhaskar was the victim of Prof in this class.)It continued till 4.30 pm after which again Prof Dinesha took the lecture till 6.30 which made my day miserable.When will these guys have pity on us.I required a good sleep after the days tiring and boring work. I was asleep till midnight which refreshed me a lot.Enough for today. Bye

Bursting crackers in iiit-b campus

It was around 12.30 in night.I was busy in my OS project & was getting bored by reading kernel.(It made me sick).Abhigyan had found that our Kundanji had some crackers left with him.Abhi went to his room and got the so called crackers(i also don't know their names).We were joined by ambrish(how can i miss him) and yes imampreet(more details about him can be obtained @ imanpreet.blogspot.com) for the party.So the crackers were lightened in front of reception area at around 1.00a.m.So we had started our diwali celebrations @ iiit-b campus when most of the public was sleeping(Shashank handa mainly.I was not the one who knocked on his door and waked him up)I feel sorry for him.Might be this is the first time iiit-b campus enjoyed crackers.